Q: I can't give you my real name because I'm very important. Are you ok with that?
A: No.
If you are that important/famous, I will recognize as I'm a voracious reader and news junkie. I don't need any problems and if you can't trust me to tell me who you are; then I can't trust you either, so please contact someone else.
No real name - No meeting.
Men of substance, style and class want a lady to feel secure.
Q: I'm staying at a 4 star hotel and wanted to see you today/this evening. Is that possible?
A: Yes, if I'm not already having dinner with real life friends.
Q: I want to get you some new toys and saw your wish list. Do you have all of them yet?
A: I put what I want on that page and would love to own.
Once I receive the toy, the item is removed from that page.
These items look sexy and I don't have any of them yet.
Q: Aren't you worried all this information on your site may be a turn off to someone that doesn't know you?
A: No.
I've been told by the One Hit Wonders that they find my site offensive but considering that most of the OHWs are nefarious for being NS/NC clients and have been listed on blacklists; it doesn't hurt me to be honest. For every man that is shocked or mortified by my honesty, there are dozens more that appreciate the insight into the minds of us Escorts. I'm not afraid to say what many of us think because I see so few clients by choice and a lot of men have told me they want to understand how to get the optimum response when trying to book a lady.
Real men want to be treated like Kings and will treat a lady like a princess to get what he wants from her.
Q: I've read your site and you really think
you're something don't you?
I'm confident, hot, sexy, wild and a great deal of fun to spend time with.
If confidence frightens you then we aren't a good match and thanks for visiting my site.
My clients are high profile individuals that genuinely appreciate a sexy vixen who doesn't cater to every man with a cell phone.
There is something to say about exclusivity when working in this industry and when clients book me they know they are part of that exclusive world of upscale ladies.
Q: Do women have the same style of review boards as the men that lists info on the clients?
A: Yes!
Many escorts post about clients that are NS/NC, or that argue price, or that are dangerous or that demand extra time for free.
Some escorts post everything in those reviews including client's stage/screen name and/or real name with email, phone numbers, physical description and multiple locations if he travels. These boards are very convenient for many women who travel and aren't that familiar with the locals and their bad habits.
I read them from time to time for a amusement and have only found one incident that I needed to post in all the years I've been in The Life.
Q: What is a NS/NC?
A: A No Show/No Call is a loser that books a lady and leaves her hanging and waiting for him and doesn't have the common courtesy of calling her to cancel when he can't make it. This lands the client on multiple black lists. I've turned down a number of clients based on their ratings on the NS/NC blacklists.
This is a business that ladies earn their income with and if a client takes up a time slot that the lady could have filled with someone else and he doesn't call to cancel, then that bites. If the lady can't fill that spot she loses money and thinks twice about returning to that city.
The Life is suppose to be a fun business and yes, this is a business. So show us the same respect you want in return. We know most don't think highly of us, but a little courtesy to the ladies will make you a top rated client and keep you off those blacklists which is even cooler than having you rate us as a top rated entertainer!
Q: What does The Life mean?
A: Long before
the Internet, this world was a very private affair.
Ladies of leisure, style and grace were often part of The Life. You can tell the
level of education in this realm and stature by what vernacular an
female applies to her business and her lifestyle. Long before
Street-Walkers became Net-Walkers there were Madams.
Madams and private networks still exist and those private networks have
access to women most men can only fantasize
about.
The Life simply means that the
lady
enjoys the company and companionship of
clients that keep her in a life of luxury.
The Life is still used around
the world with women
that work on a more exclusive level and are part of a word-of-mouth
network. Most of the ladies in The
Life are stunning beauties.
A: My clients are highly educated and appreciate being informed. The contents of this site is based on the multiple phone calls I received daily. I wanted to save prospective clients the embarrassment of trying to ask me something on the phone when he has people walking through his office.
Q: Why do I need to phone you instead of
booking via email like other women?
A: This is a business and this is how I run my business.
There are thousands of females on the internet and if you don't like my style, then please visit those other women that you obviously haven't been happy with either. Based on the notion that you're still 'escort shopping' means you haven't found that lady to click with who will do things your way. Something to think about no?
(ESCORT SHOPPING is what we women call men that visit new sites daily in search of new conquests. Escort Shoppers are also the men we refer to as ONE HIT WONDERS because they rarely if ever see the same lady twice)
Q: What does it mean when women call men Time Wasters?
A: Time-Waster are men that want women to chat with them on messenger or send them tons of nude photos, or talk to her on the phone in great detail about their prospective date, etc. before they will consider booking her. I did say consider!
Most often, a TW has no intention of booking her thus gaining him the moniker Time Waster. They are often placed on blacklists by many women. TW's garnish this title as fast as a NS/NC client and that makes women apprehensive to communicate with him or plan a date.
Q: I've seen your ads/site for a while now and
want to see you today. Is that possible?
A: Yes and No.
Yes if you are a high level professional, staying in a 4-star hotel or better and I can verify you and based on my availability.
No, if you are planning on using references from women I that don't know personally such as Bambi, Heather, Angel and Tiffany. These are not legit references.
Yes, If another lady gave you my number then she's already made contact with me to give me the head's up and you are as good as gold.
Other than that, I require a few days to verify, so phone in advance to make certain I have an opening on that date.
My question is always to those that wait until the last minute who found me ages ago is, that if you are legit why didn't you touch base with me when you first saw me? Call me now to get screened for later, and when you're ready to meet guaranteeing a yes! Those that wait until the last minute make me wonder what are they are hiding.
Q: Do you ever see women?
A: Yes.
Q: My buddy and I are on
time restraint, can you meet us together?
A: Yes and No.
Yes, if you are an established client or a public figure.
No, if we've never met. I require at least one private moment before we make our relationship public.
Q: My wife/girlfriend and I are interested in being with another a lady, can you meet us together?
A: Yes and No.
Yes, if you are an established client or a public figure.
No, if we've never met. I require at least one private moment with my clients before we make our relationship public.
Q: I'm trying to get my
wife/girlfriend into BDSM and I want her to watch us together so she
can get
it. Are interested in dominating a lady or talking her into being
my slave?
A: No.
I
suggest you purchase some Andrew
Blake movies or visit Ken
Marcus photo website and spend time discussing what you want from
her together. Don't force any partner into BDSM because
they will live to resent you for it in the end and that is not
pleasurable.
If you want to see me on your own and practice your
technique then great.
If she's open to bringing me
in and we've met once before, then I'm happy to join you both. I
require
at least one
private moment with my clients
before we make our relationship public.
Q: Do you work with
other women and can you bring a friend with you to meet me?
A: Yes.
From time to time I have friends who are visiting from around the world. And yes only if you are an established client or a public figure. It helps put my girlfriend's mind at ease knowing we've met.
Q: I've viewed all your photos and want more before I book you. Will you email picts to my fake email so I can see if I want to book you in a few years from now?
A: No. (And yes, we get these emails with that question all the time)
Photos are extremely expensive. Add up the cost of buying lingerie ($300), hair stylist ($250), makeup artist ($250) and photographer ($1,500). Being that I only book a few clients per month new photos aren't cost effective. So with that being said, the photos I have will need to suffice.
Unless you want to cover the $1,500 plus expense for me as a special treat and that would rock! Then you could have about 45 new photos of me to enjoy that I could use on my site.
Pict traders can view free picts here HustlerCanada weekly.
Q: I want to meet you for only one hour ($300)
and
want
you to wear Le Perla lingerie ($250) will
you accommodate me?
A: If you
have a
special request, and I don't already own that item, then please order
it for me and I will accommodated
you.
If you want me to purchase the item with no reimbursement, and your
request is over my profit limit then you will need
to
find someone else. I currently have
thousands of dollars invested in my lingerie, equipment, shoes and
clothing
collection.
If that isn't good enough then you're out of my league.
Monkey business isn't suppose to cost me money to see you, but instead
fund my personal passions.
Q: Why didn't you respond to my email
A: There are a
few reasons why you didn't get a response.
If I received your
email, you should have received an auto-response with my phone
number in it.
Reasons for no response
1 - I didn't get the email
2-The sender's name didn't match your name.
Truly, email is free
unlike the days when AOL accounts were the only method that men could
afford to have alternative addys that no one knew about.
It's very easy to match the name in the email to your name. If the name
on the email isn't your real name to
start with you started on a bad note - lying never makes me
happy.
Lie to your wife, not your escort!
3-You sent me language in the body of the email that was illegal and I
deemed it to be
entrapment. So instead of responding to you, I just blocked that
addy and placed the email in my 'creeps' folder
Q: Can I phone to talk about money?
A: No.
Have you ever seen Dateline?
Phones create a permanent record; enough said? Entrapment is never sexy.
Q: Can I email you a sexual fantasy that I want to live out?
A: No.
Emails are permanent records; enough said?
Q: Can I add you to my chat/messenger service?
A: NO!
Q: Why? Other women chat.
A: Good
for them!
Then by all means, go back to 'chatting' with those
women that are sitting at home all day waiting for the phone to ring.
'Chatting' doesn't pay my rent or my bills to buy pretty lingerie to
make my clients happy!
Plus, I
don't enjoy typing and don't sit behind a desk all day waiting for a
stranger to engage me in
typing with him. Those
men are called TW'ers.
I'm out enjoying
my life when I'm not meeting a client.
Q: Wow that is harsh
A: (no response)
A: Much like my clients, I have a great deal to lose and I'm as protective of my clients as I am about my personal life.
I see very few clients per month.
Monkey Businesses is all about fun and pleasure - not about problems in my private life.
Does that make sense?
Q: We men don't care about you women so why put FAQs?
A: Answer our phones for a day and you will understand why it needs to be said.
We know what we are and except the notion we are here for one reason and embrace it.
Women know what some men think based on the hate-rants posted on TBD & TER boards against women. Almost all the women that work in The Life fulltime have a male account they pay for to have access to the men's only private boards.